Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm like, not good at living.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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