no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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