I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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