I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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