I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
