Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Holy shit dude........stairs
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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