He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Randomize
