i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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