Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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