You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Randomize
