I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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