Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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