She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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