I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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