He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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