so that wasnt chicken after all
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sext me about skeletons
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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