He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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