There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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