Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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