hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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