Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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