ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
