Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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