so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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