I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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