Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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