Michael Bay diarrhea
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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