But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That's intense
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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