So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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