My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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