I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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