some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
