so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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