i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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