i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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