got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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