he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have already put on my inside pants.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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