Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I can't turn off my feet"
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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