I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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