Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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