So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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