You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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