Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
are you so shy because you have an std?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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