I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
