i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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