Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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