If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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