Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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