Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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