yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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