So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
