do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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